Chapter 115: Chapter 115: Jiang Yan’s New Follower—Richard!
Jiang Yan was woken by a loud crowing noise.
Annoyed, he opened his eyes and saw that the hen, which should have been on the chopping block yesterday and at his mercy, had somehow barged into the room again, pecking at something on the ground and occasionally stretching its neck to crow a few times.
Jiang Yan clicked his tongue and looked at his PD.
The PD remained indifferent, “It came in by itself, I didn’t get involved.”
Director Sun had asked him to play a loudspeaker, but he hadn’t had the chance to fetch it yet.
But immediately after, Jiang Yan realized something was off, his eyes widened as he looked at the chicken still crowing with a body of white feathers.
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“Fuck, aren’t you a hen? How can you crow?!”
Was he still not awake, or was there something wrong with this chicken?!
“Hens crowing, although very rare, is not unheard of.”
Jiang Li, who had just finished her morning exercise, came in, followed by PD Wang, who looked ashen. Jiang Yan’s PD immediately gave him a sympathetic glance.
Jiang Li continued after glancing at the hen now strutting to a corner: “Clearly, the hormones of this hen must have mutated, leading to its newfound ability to crow. There’s no need for alarm; after all, there has been the saying ‘a hen crows at dawn’ since ancient times.”
[Let me enlighten everyone, ‘a hen crows at dawn’ means that the hen crows in the morning, which in ancient times was a metaphor for women overstepping their bounds.]
[Jiang Li’s knowledge is quite extensive, she even knows such an obscure idiom, did she fail her college entrance exam and that’s why she went to a community college?]
[I’m dying of laughter, how did the Young Master encounter such a rare phenomenon as a hen crowing! The hen seemed perfectly normal yesterday.]
[As bizarre as it is, after seeing Jiang Yan chased and falling into a mud pit by out-of-control cows yesterday, I don’t find this so bizarre anymore.]
[Perhaps there’s something off with the magnetic field around the Young Master? Maybe Jiang Li should seriously do a divination for him to change his luck.]
Upon hearing this, Jiang Yan also had a surprised look, even his anger from being woken up dissipated a lot.
“Mutated? This thing can mutate? It couldn’t be…”
A weird smile suddenly appeared on his face, and he then grabbed the hen.
Oddly enough, the hen had grown much calmer after spending a day at Uncle Zhao’s house, and even now, being picked up by Jiang Yan, it didn’t struggle fiercely.
Jiang Yan was even more pleased.
“I know the reason, it must be because my masculine hormones are too strong, so they infected this hen and caused the mutation.”
Jiang Li: “….”
The two PDs: “…..”
The viewers in the livestream: “……”
Jiang Yan’s fans were at a loss for words too.
What to do?
Their idol seemed to be growing a thicker skin.
Is it still not too late for them to unfollow him?
However, what shattered their expectations even more was yet to come.
Jiang Yan changed his attitude towards the hen, not only softly placing it on the ground but also gently stroking its feathers with utmost gentleness.
“Since you’ve escaped death, I, as your Young Master, will spare your life. From today on, you’re my follower. I shall bestow upon you a name—how about Richard? It sounds so international at first listen!”
[Help, am I dreaming? The Young Master actually named a chicken Richard? And it’s a hen?!]
[This is even more outrageous… Could it be Jiang Yan has been driven mad?]
[Director Sun, come and see what’s become of your guest under your torment.]
[Ahahaha, Richard, I can’t stop laughing, the disdain can’t be hidden from Jiang Li’s face next to him!]
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