Chapter 102: Chapter 102 The production team can’t take a joke!
When the camera cut back in, the three of them had already returned to the log cabin.
Jiang Yan’s body was mostly dried by the wind, and all along the way, he walked with an extremely awkward and uncomfortable posture.
Not only did he attract the strange glances of the villagers, but he also successfully made the tens of thousands of viewers in the live stream laugh out loud.
As expected, he topped the trending searches again.
Photos of him crawling out of the mud spread instantly across all major media, paired with a catchy bgm, it was thoroughly enlightening and consciousness-raising.
But on the other hand, what about Zhao Lang?
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Equally mud-covered from crawling out of the mire, yet with a different air of calm composure and ease.
Jiang Yan’s teeth itched with jealousy.
How could a bumpkin be more handsome and have more charm than him?!
After entering the courtyard, Jiang Yan was frantically looking for a place to bathe, as he needed to restore his good looks to prove his capabilities.
But Zhao Lang shattered his beautiful illusion with a casual remark.
“We don’t have a shower room.”
Jiang Yan: ?
“Who are you kidding? How do you bathe without a shower room?”
Zhao Lang said indifferently, “The bathroom we built before collapsed a few months ago due to strong winds. Our family is quite poor; we can’t afford a new water heater just yet. Plus, with the weather being hot recently, my dad and I can bathe using the well water, so we didn’t prioritize rebuilding the shower. Your arrival was unexpected.”
Jiang Yan fell silent.
Not out of pity for his situation.
But in shock, how could he so casually admit to his poverty and speak the word with such poise?!
However, the bullet comments were different.
They were uniformly filled with sympathy for Daniu.
In their eyes, the son of the kind-hearted Uncle Zhao was naturally kind-hearted, pure, and honest.
He didn’t need to do anything, he just had to stand there, and people could imagine his pitiful experience, invoking feelings of “the rope always breaks at the thinnest part.”
Jiang Yan took a deep breath, “So, we’ll all be using well water to bathe for the next few days?”
He thought the cold water from the night before was only temporary.
Turns out it became his fate.
So Jiang Yan began to look up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, with teary eyes.
[I’m dying of laughter, the young master is at it again.]
[The young master’s acting is on point, tears come whenever he says.]
[Jiang Yan is so pretentious, everyone else can wash with well water, but he can’t? I always knew those Jiangs were no good!]
[I’m genuinely worried about Jiang Yan’s future life; this transformation doesn’t seem to be very useful to him, I suggest Director Sun be even more ruthless!]
Zhao Lang had already gone to the well to fetch water.
Jiang Li tactfully returned to his own room, leaving the space to the two men.
What followed was not suitable for children.
The cameraman turned off the video without expression, causing a wave of dissatisfaction in the live stream.
But fortunately, the audio wasn’t turned off, so the tens of thousands of netizens heard every sound Jiang Yan made during his bath.
“Ah… damn, why is this water so cold?!”
“Hiss, hiss, damn it!”
“Hey, Zhao, aren’t you cold?”
“Hiss— your abs… how did you get them? From farm work? How come they look better than the ones I got from a personal trainer?”
Zhao Lang: “……”
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